Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Taking two cats to the vet at the same time is not a good idea if:





a) neither have been there in years


b) neither of them are easy to handle


c) either of them thinks a stranger touching them means they should scream like a toddler being sawed in half


d) either of them reacts to a stethoscope by using the twist, writhe, growl and pee tactic


e) neither of them have been vaccinated or examined in a long enough time that you have to spend the amount equal to (but not more than) a Chevy Volt to pay for the appointment


You're welcome.


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