Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Taking two cats to the vet at the same time is not a good idea if:

a) neither have been there in years

b) neither of them are easy to handle

c) either of them thinks a stranger touching them means they should scream like a toddler being sawed in half

d) either of them reacts to a stethoscope by using the twist, writhe, growl and pee tactic

e) neither of them have been vaccinated or examined in a long enough time that you have to spend the amount equal to (but not more than) a Chevy Volt to pay for the appointment

You're welcome.



Anonymous said...

And here I thought that was only a rule for dogs. Only difference is I have a little dog that thinks he is a BIG dog and acts accordingly. This includes growling and pawing the floor when the big pit bull comes in. These actions usually take place while stand firmly behind me. Gotta love them though, they give back so much.

Lady Banana said...

I wouldn't dare take both my cats to the vet at the same time.. wayy to stressful for all involved! lol

Teena in Toronto said...

I learned that the hard way.