Friday, December 14, 2007

A computer analyst's job is never done.

My Mom was staying at my sister’s house for a while, almost 2 years ago. She was using my sister’s computer or maybe I should say, attempting to. Since my job is in I.T. my Mom would call me with all things computer. Here is just a slice of one of those conversations that caused blood to start shooting out of my eyes.


I love you Mom!


M: The computer keeps going out.


BJ: Going out? What do you mean?


M: It goes black.


BJ: The monitor?


M: Yes, the computer.


BJ: Mom, are you looking at the computer?


M: Yes, where the picture is.


BJ: No Mom, the computer is the box, the tower.


M: Well it doesn't look like a tower to me.


BJ: That's okay Mom, it's where you would put a disk if you had one, or a CD.


M: I don't have a CD.


BJ: I know Mom. What color is the light on the box?


M: The box on top of the computer?


BJ: What box?


M: The one with all the plug ins?


BJ: You mean the power strip?


M: The electrical. I have to turn that on first.


AGH-H-H-H!!!!!!!

I told her she needed to wait until my sister got home.

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