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a) neither have been there in years
b) neither of them are easy to handle
c) either of them thinks a stranger touching them means they should scream like a toddler being sawed in half
d) either of them reacts to a stethoscope by using the twist, writhe, growl and pee tactic
e) neither of them have been vaccinated or examined in a long enough time that you have to spend the amount equal to (but not more than) a Chevy Volt to pay for the appointment
You're welcome.
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And here I thought that was only a rule for dogs. Only difference is I have a little dog that thinks he is a BIG dog and acts accordingly. This includes growling and pawing the floor when the big pit bull comes in. These actions usually take place while stand firmly behind me. Gotta love them though, they give back so much.
I learned that the hard way.
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