Maxine Monday

I, MAXINE, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

glass of wine
bloody Mary
chocolate
Margarita
chocolate
martini
cold beer
chocolate
chicken fried steak
chocolate
cream gravy
chocolate
french fries
pizza
chocolate
ice cream
chocolate
cup of tea
chocolate
sex
chocolate


It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is
reached. I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the
plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.